Joe had a dream, he dreamt that one day his length would be admired by all.
One day, while having afternoon tea in the park, Joe sat there gazing at Mos length, sure, Mo had girth too ( he was a "Big Toe" after all ), but Joe knew in his heart, that it was all about length. Thats when he decided... it was time to go "Morton".
Help Joe achieve his dream, while avoiding everything the skies have to throw at him!